shipssabriel:

I love when people randomly follow me because I assume they’ve just seen something I said and went “ah yes. This nerd seems particularly strange. Let’s see what else it does”

Jul 17th / 28,932 notes

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Jul 17th / 183,842 notes

redhester:

pinkpalkia:

bbringitbackk:

loveisfluid:

boundunbound:

clauderabbit:

myawfulpersonality:

Having an anxiety disorder is like that moment where your chair almost tips or you miss a step going down the stairs but it never stops

Shit

Truth

THIS IS THE ONLY DESCRIPTION OF ANXIETY I HAVE EVER IDENTIFIED WITH

THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE

BUT HOURS- SOMETIMES DAYS- LONG

Holy shit this is accurate

Yep!

meditation can address this. i am living proof. see for yourself. 

Jul 17th / 404,737 notes
Anonymous: *looks at your selfies* 10/10 would take you out to eat before eating you out
Jul 17th / 452 notes

bitrates:

It’s nice seeing that the kid from degrassi is walking again

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Jul 17th / 23,782 notes

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

tostadasheep:

hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

#prop hunt

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Jul 16th / 350,297 notes

kisslng:

twerkforcats:

i always had my head wrapped around the idea of getting into a wonderful university and getting a good job and getting married and having a family and being able to support them but for some reason now all i want to do is travel and eat new foods and meet new people and get a tan and buy a one way ticket and not come home

this is the most relevant thing I have ever read

Jul 16th / 93,786 notes

dramaisthenewblack:

people: Kim Kardashian has no talent and haven’t made anything important

me:
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Jul 16th / 25,984 notes

jencorpsichord:

listen pals, fuck all that “gentle reminder you would have been beautiful a fuckton of years ago” noise. your physical appearance is absolutely irrelevant and meaningless in the eyes of the great skeleton lord, who only sees beauty in the bones hidden beneath your putrid flesh. stay frosty

Jul 16th / 37,879 notes

spodermen:

If you reblog my selfie I will consider you a personal friend and will give you front seats at my wedding and also I won’t have you politically assassinated when I take over the world

Jul 16th / 159,765 notes